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1. (halo 3) (1469↑, 892↓)
The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing.

The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.

Author: Zidane is gay http://halo-3.urbanup.com/1891065
2. (HALO 3) (579↑, 76↓)
cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3: little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class. POST-HALO 3: little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates. lil billy will be missed.....

Author: BE_PREPARED\! http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2605207
3. (Halo 3) (976↑, 479↓)
If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the [Halo] franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.

person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh? person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime." person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now\!

4. (halo 3) (278↑, 24↓)
your girlfriends worst nightmare...

(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin? (BF.): ....... yes double kill\! (GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again? (BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye

Author: brennan parker http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2901123
5. (Halo 3) (757↑, 522↓)
Should be the best shooter of all time, ever supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony

Joe: Im getting a PS3 Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo

6. (Halo 3) (631↑, 447↓)
A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo. I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.

Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3\!" PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it\!\!\!" *sulks in corner* - Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon\!" Gamer2: "I know\!" *Head explodes in excitement* - Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3." Gamer2: *commits suicide* Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke." - PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz\!" Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU\!"

7. (Halo 3) (342↑, 206↓)
The final game in the Halo series, developed by [Bungie]. It is scheduled to be released on September 25th, 2007.

Halo 3 is going to be the best fucking game ever\!\!

Author: Define yourself http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2438082
8. (halo 3) (185↑, 64↓)
the game that is single handedly kicking the ps3 in the balls

kid 1: i just got a ps3 kid 2: i just got halo 3 (everyone kicks kid 1 in balls) fuck ps3 lets play halo

Author: lylemorrison33 http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2612951
9. (Halo 3) (122↑, 15↓)
1. A game played by men for hours on end 2. A game played by men for hours on end when drunk 3. A game played by ditzy and/or drunk girls trying to flirt with the guys around them 4. A game that if played well by a girl indicates she is either really cool or a lesbian

1. Not much man, just played Halo 3 for like six hours 2. Fuck man, all I remember is that I played Halo 3 for fucking like 6 hours 3. Omygosh, Halo 3\! Can I like plaaaaaaaay? 4. Dude, Charissa is fuckin baller at Halo 3. I hope she's just tight and not a lesbo.

Author: calledupandcametome http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2621395
10. (halo 3) (124↑, 45↓)
- without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating

What are you doing today jimmy: 1. masturbate 2. play halo 3 3. masturbate to master chief choose wisely jimmy

11. (halo 3) (77↑, 17↓)
A good example of Microsoft taking all of the credit for Bungie's work.

"hey look\! Bungie made a new game\! Halo 3" *Microsoft staff comes bursting through door and kills family* Microsoft Staff: "No, we made it\!"

Author: Why the \@\#$% do you want to know my name? http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3075132
12. (Halo 3) (84↑, 30↓)
the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.

James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight. Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50. James: Fuck you youre an asshole. Me: I love you too. Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies. Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG I LOVE HALO 3

Author: brendanssssssssssssss http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3016846
13. (halo 3) (269↑, 218↓)
Awesome game by bungie studios that will probably define the new generation console battle and put an end to the lameass competition, namely sonnyc and nintendorks, finally defining the future of the gaming human kind, non-gamers are not humans, they're on the planet just for decoration purposes... bip, bip dat, dit dat blip blip...

gaystation fan: mommy I wan't a gaystation\!\!\! mom: Dad, that brat has become a fag he is not asking for Halo 3 \!\! dad: well, kill the bastard\!\!

14. (Halo 3) (61↑, 16↓)
First person Shooting game set in the Sci-Fi universe of the first two halo games; developed by Bungie; realeased for the xbox 360 exclusively on September 25 2007 in North America, 26th in Europe, 27th in Japan. The game includes the concluding campaign of the halo trilogy playable for the first time with up to 4 people over system link of Xbox live; Refined mutliplayer; Highly stylized HD graphics that make for a beautiful game; Real-time map editing Forge mode; etc. etc. Made of pure EPIC and WIN.

In Halo 3, you do actually get to finish the fight\! In many districts about 12% of the students were absent the day halo 3 came out.

15. (halo 3) (74↑, 32↓)
A game so addicting the only way to quit is to kill yourself.

jimmy played halo 3 so much he eventually killed himself.

16. (Halo 3) (96↑, 60↓)
The only thing [Microsoft] has EVER done right.

1 "Dude, Halo 3 comes out tommorrow" 2 "So maybe Microsoft isn't completely evil"

Author: 'lknakojihnasdj http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2619693
17. (Halo 3) (51↑, 16↓)
The only game my friends ever play.

Me: Hey guys. Are you up for some Ghost Recon? Friends: No, let's play Halo 3. Me: But we've played that together everyday this week. How about of Gears of War? Friends: No thanks. Halo 3 is better. Me: Damn.

18. (Halo 3) (45↑, 12↓)
Your girlfriend's worst nightmare.

Ex. 1: (Girl on phone): Hey baby, what are you up to? (Boy): OVERKILL\! FUCK YEAH\! (Girl): ...What? Ex. 2: (Girl): *Hugs boy while he is playing Halo 3* (Boy): Oh my god\! I almost had a Killionaire\! BITCH\! *throws controller*

Author: oh hey girl\! http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3863958
19. (Halo 3) (55↑, 26↓)
A very fun and addicting game with an extreme amount of lag and little kids with annoying voices.

Halo 3 is one of the best games ever\!

20. (halo 3) (72↑, 44↓)
The sequel to Halo 2, a game for the Xbox.

Halo 3 is the sequel to Halo 2.

21. (Halo 3) (49↑, 25↓)
An awesome game with a guy in heavy armor and an alien named Arby

Man, I love playing Halo 3.

Author: tennishalodude http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3038199
22. (Halo 3) (32↑, 11↓)
The last game of the HALO trilogy, presented by Bungie studios. It is the penultimate experience in FPS on the next-Gen console. Common side effects are: 1) walking around school/work/home and exclaiming Killing Spree, Killionaire, Killamanjaro, Overkill, and Killtacular at the slightest sense of achievement..getting an A on a test/completing a merger/making a sandwich. 2) It is also often played on LIVE by illiterate 4 year olds who constantly rape the shit out of older, more illiterate 16 or 23 year olds in the game lobby, over an argument over who's gayer. these 4 year olds should be avoided, as when they win they will constantly call you a no0b..even though you headshotted them with a pistol from the other side of Valhalla.

OMG I can't wait for Halo 3...IT'S PURE AW3SOMENESS\!\!\!\! I AM MASTERCHIEF\!\!\! *finish spreading mustard on sandwhich* OVERKILL\!\!

23. (Halo 3) (22↑, 2↓)
1.Quite possible the Hardest game to play online, Creating fury and Possibly Broken controllers, xboxs, Ect. 2. Breeding Ground for 12 year old children to talk all the shit they can Before there parents get home

1.God i fucking hate Flood, i tried to beat that level so many times, I threw my controller through the tv and Lit the halo 3 on disk fire. 2. Yeah i toattly beat your ass, Teabag Teabag, I fucked your fucking face you fucking fag, Yeah Suck my fucking balls (in a High Pitched voice).

24. (Halo 3) (15↑, 0↓)
THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular\!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.

Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary\! Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an [MVP] in Halo 3. (Game voice): Killing spree\! Sharpshooter\! Extermination\!... Boyfriend: Yeah, [bitch]\!

25. (Halo 3) (31↑, 16↓)
One of the most beautiful, intricate, and addicting shooters of its time. Developed by Bungie Studios and released on September 25, 2007, Halo 3 is one of the most bought and played games on the Xbox 360 to date. Halo 3 often falls under much criticism by people who suck at it, claiming that the gameplay consists of emptying a clip of assault rifle ammo and then a beatdown. These accusations are made because Halo is a shooter that contains a surprising amount of depth. Unfortunately today, many people who play first-person shooting games are too impatient to properly learn the various aspects of the game and therefore are easily frustrated by those who take the time to understand the rules of the game. These sorts of people usually turn to a more casual shooter such as Call of Duty 4 and fill internet forums with inflammatory posts of how much they hate Bungie.

Dumbass: "OMG I hate Halo 3. All you do is just empty a clip and then melee." Intelligent Person: "Dude you're just angry because you don't understand how the game works."

Author: sidewinder321 http://halo-3.urbanup.com/4070593
26. (Halo 3) (42↑, 27↓)
Third game in the critically acclaimed Halo series, developed by Bungie. It has a decent story that almost absolutely wraps up the trilogy. Online play is so simple a 2 years old could do it(is that a good thing?).

"Oh man i played Halo 3 so much yesterday that i got mild Carpal Tunnel" "Theres something wrong with you" "What the multiplayer is so addictive"

27. (Halo 3) (42↑, 28↓)
One of the best Xbox 360 games to date, designed for children with anger issues, people without microphones, and people who think Call of duty 4 isnt as good.

Kid 1:GET THE MOTHA FRAGGIN ROCKETS\!\!\! GO GO GO\! Kid 2:I got sword\! Im comin' dont worry\! Kid 3: Hey\! look at me\! I T-BAggud that guy, I LOVE HALO 3\!\!\!\! Adult 1: Shit... I'm going back to call of duty...

Author: lollerskates9 http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3098575
28. (Halo 3) (39↑, 26↓)
Halo 3 is a game made with the soul purpose of destroying relationships and embarrassing boyfriends and husbands who get their asses handed to them by their partners.

Girl: Wanna play Halo 3? I just got it, you'll be surprised at how good I am at it already. I'm gonna kick your ass\!" Man: "pff its just a game, and besides, your a girl, girls aren't good at video games." Girl: *kicks guys ass at game.* EMBARRASSMENT OCCURS.

Author: Stephen Peterson http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2962280
29. (Halo 3) (32↑, 22↓)
An Awesome Video Game

OMG I Just Got Halo 3 Bitchs\!

Author: Seagulls Of Satan http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3263593
30. (halo 3) (4↑, 2↓)
Code word for smoking weed. Everyone would think that you are talking about the actual xbox game.

feind: yo you wanna play halo 3 today dave: i got 5 on it. tom: i got 5 on it. feind: yo ill pay you back, halo 3 me out \!\! tom: you never do\!\!

31. (Halo 3) (11↑, 10↓)
An FPS (First Person Shooter) Party-game.

A [party] game is only good with multiple people. Halo 3 is better when played online with multiple people.

32. (Halo 3) (191↑, 190↓)
A game that will comeout on the Xbox 360 and will be sold out everywhere in a matter of hours by overwieghted nerds.

"You gonna get HALO 3 when it comes out?" "Hell yeah man\!"

33. (Halo 3) (68↑, 68↓)
The biggest disappointment of 2008 for all of its hype, this game absolutely sucked. I am speaking as a devoted fan of Xbox.

Kid 1: Man this game sucks. Kid 2: Yeah, I thought Halo 3 was gonna be way better.

34. (Halo 3) (1↑, 2↓)
The last game in the Halo series (except not really)

Halo 3, finish the fight\! Except keep coming back\!

35. (Halo 3) (10↑, 13↓)
N. Most likey the 2nd best game for the [xbox 360], it was a gift from god to mankind, hated by Playstation fanboys. Without it most things in the world would fall apart, for example, every man in the world that plays this game would have to go around in green cyborg suits and shoot each other. This would cause global warming, dont ask why, it just would, okay???

Big B: Hey Steve, wanna play Halo 3? Steve: ZOMG LIEK NO WAYZ MAN, LETZ LEIK PLAY WIT RSELFS\!\!\! Big B: ... Nah this is way more satisfying.

Author: Nine nines 999999999 http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3418857
36. (Halo 3) (11↑, 16↓)
A game good until you go online with about 4 unbalanced weapons and search prefer skill and you get people with 30 ranks above you. A game where you get called gay if you lose and lags everytime you really need a win. A game where Bungie doesn't want you to rank up and says you can win 20 games straight and rank up once but if you lose once you lose your rank and you fucking restart. That's just how bungie and halo are. FUCKING GAY.

John:Dude i just got my 30 on Halo 3. Bill:Really holy crap dude how? John: i wont 20 games straight Bill: wow dude that's crazy. 1 game later John:Shit i just lost my rank. Bill: what how? John:these guys kept using swords,rockets,hammers,and shotguns and i lost 1 match now i have to win another 20 FUCK.

Author: xXxPressurexXx http://halo-3.urbanup.com/4302628
37. (Halo 3) (14↑, 19↓)
A game in wich the real god is reaveled Master Cheif is GOD

Guy1:Come on we have to go to church Guy2:Dude we played halo 3 all last night

38. (Halo 3) (16↑, 21↓)
BEST GAME EVER MADE pwns all noobs...

KID1: Yo i just got cod4 KID2: you know Halo 3 game out? KID\!: wtf no way man, im gonna go return this junk...

39. (Halo 3) (10↑, 16↓)
First Person Shooter (FPS) developed by Bungie Studios in Washington. This video game is an Xbox 360 exclusive game that is compatible to be played on Xbox LIVE. The game was released on September 25, 2007. The campaign takes place in the future involving a bio-genetically enhanced super-soldier and an Earth army called UNSC fighting against an alien alliance called the Covenant. In Halo 3, the Elite sector of the Covenant had seceded from the Covenant and allied with the humans. The multiplayer generally involves shooting down other players and completing various objectives. Halo 3 is the supposed coclusion to Bungie's Halo series. The Multiplayer base of Halo 3 is generally rated high for gap in accepting a wide range of gamers and the several different features given to enhance gaming experience. However the campaign was not as good as many fans were hoping for and other gamers wanted to play. To many people, the only enjoyable part of Halo 3 is its multiplayer components.

Hey Jim, are you going to Play Halo 3 tonight? Do you think Halo 3 is a great game? William, a long time Halo fan, was excited when he finally got Halo 3. Jim was disappointed by what he though was Halo 3's mediocre campaign, but he highly enjoyed multiplayer.

40. (halo 3) (53↑, 62↓)
A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.

Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything. HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter? FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64 HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO\! GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO\! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO\! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO\! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO\! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO\! Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies. I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.

Author: Minus-World128 http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2796907
41. (Halo 3) (39↑, 48↓)
Last game to be released in the Halo series. Was hyped beyond belief leading up to launch, with all kinds of coverage on the launch day from many forms of media. Sadly, I bought into the hype, depsite telling myself not to buy it cause it might suck as bad as halo 2. When i got this game and beat the campaign, i felt not a sense of accomplishment, but rather severe disappoitment. The story was non-existant, gameplay was too repetitive, fight sequences were rather dull and boring, teammates acted like they were recruited from the short bus (no wonder humanity was losing to the covenant\!), graphics were unimpressive, with last gen-esq graphics in some areas, and barely current gen graphics in others. Character models, with the exception of Miranda Keyes, were just awful to look at. Voice acting was poor, and Chief's usually funny one liners were a borefest in this one. Controls were all messed up, the level design was poor, and the last boss was 343 Guilty Spark with Chief having the Spartan Laser... no challenge, huge letdown. Where the hell is that epic battle that was promised by the commericals? Ending was okay. Multiplayer is likely awesome (i don't have high-speed internet), but from what i've seen, its basically Halo 2 with shiny graphics and renamed maps. *yawn*

I loved Halo. My friends and i played it to death two summers ago. But then we got Halo 2, and man were we disappointed. I was really hoping Halo 3 would make up from the crapulance we had to play, but it performed even worse than Halo 2. I beat the game and decided to play with my friend... We got bored and stopped playing co-op after two hours and switched to Gears of War. Haven't touched Halo 3 since. Unless you love multiplayer and don't care for the single player, stay away from this one.

Author: Chrisguy (chrisguy) http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2725408
42. (Halo 3) (51↑, 62↓)
One of the most overrated FPS games of all time. It had strong beginnings with the release of Halo: CE and Halo 2. But like all great things they will come to and end. Halo 3's creators focused on nothing but details in the third installment of the trilogy. The game was ruined due to the lack of improvements and innovations to the core components of gameplay. Also it's strongest feature ,popularity, is leading to its downfall. It's multiplayer is plauged by prepubescent teens and children. Also Microsoft and MLG (among others) has used Halo for one thing. Profit. It's quickly becoming the Star Wars of our generation and I wouldn't be suprised to see the word 'Halo' on a cereal box or Halloween costume in the not too distant future. Although the Halo Trilogy has a very strong fan base much like Star Wars and LOTR and will go down as one of the pioneering FPS games on a console and the PC due to it's once great story, single player experience and multiplayer.

Dan :Dude have you heard about Halo LEGO? Kevin :Yeah, it's just another way for Microsoft to rake in the dough...we're such consumer whores. - Chris: Man, I miss the good old days when Halo 2 had that new game smell and the multiplayer was dominated by mature young adults and teens. Halo 3 just aint the same. Mike: Yeah, the good ol' days...*sob*

43. (halo 3) (29↑, 44↓)
h3 for short a overrated fps (first person shooter) on xbox360

dude\#1...."dude i finally got halo 3 yesterday" dude\#2...."i bet you suck" dude\#3...."that game is overrated"

44. (Halo 3) (29↑, 49↓)
Probably the most overrated game of all time.

"Wow, I bought this......Halo 3 is not worth my time or money. I got divorced for THIS?\!"

Author: TheJoker1991 :) http://halo-3.urbanup.com/3280035
45. (Halo 3) (61↑, 81↓)
A massively overhyped game that made all of the WoW addicted, can't stop talking about that kill last night douchebags at my school practically orgasm. Despite popular belief, Halo 3 is not the best game in the world, the only thing it brought to the party was the "through the helmet visor" view. I can assure you based off the first one, if you play it on legendary, you are playing the original doom on ultraviolence except with better graphics and it's not classic worthy. Please note that REAL gamers see it as a game and NOT one to be obsessed over. As long as you don't obess over it, your fine.

Someone: Halo 3 omg lets have a xbox live party. Theothersomeone: Dude, no. Someone: OMG u hate halo ur a douche blah blah blah i'm a faggot blah blah blah.

46. (Halo 3) (11↑, 35↓)
The worst excuse for a game in the history of forever\! You hover when you jump. Failed story line. Bungie cant pick up the money to make another main character. Shit-ass graphics\! Stupid sniper rifle scope. (rectangle, wtf\!) Glide up ladders. Homos like to play it and tea-bag each other. (fags). Unrealistic weaponary. It's for the shit-box.

Peter: "Hey, man. Wanna play Halo 3? I'll Tea-bag you\!" Nic: "Nah, Fuck you, man\! Go play your Shit-Box 360 and go tea-bag your faggot friends somewhere else\!" Peter: "Shut up, just shut up\!\! \<sob\>\<sob\>. I'll tell Master Chief on you\!" Nic: "Whatever. Go rape your mom in the ass with a fucking machete for all I care, you worthless Halo loving cock sucking piece of shit\!" Peter: "\<SOB\>\<SOB\>\<SOB\>"

Author: Your moms asshole http://halo-3.urbanup.com/4206991
47. (Halo 3) (54↑, 80↓)
A shitty game made by Bungie and Macrosoft, it, like it's predecessor, is still raped the shit out of by Half life 2 both graphically and gameplay wise, not to mention it is way inferior to HL2 in physics. While Halo 3 is obviously a mediocre game, teenagers and faggots who claim "BUT A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD DON'T FEEL LIKE A REAL GUN" and will never hope to play a decent game seem to spooge over it consistently. Yes, I know this comparison is flawed in that Half Life 2 doesn't have multiplayer, but what about CS:S and Team Fortress 2? Basically, if you had to choose between Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I hope to god you chose the latter, for the sake of your soul.

Faggot: Hey man, want to go play Halo 3 over at my house? Reasonable middle class male: Nah, I'm going to go enjoy a 4 year old game called half life 2, and follow that up with great episodic content and my choice out of hundreds of mods. Faggot: But it doesn't have multiplayer\!\! D: Reasonable middle class male: Oh, I'm sorry, I got Team Fortress 2 along with Half Life and 3 other games for cheaper than Halo 3. You should look into it.

48. (halo 3) (31↑, 62↓)
Mediocre FPS game with a poor single player which involves killing multicoloured space monekys repeatedly and average multiplayer that involves little skill to win at - getting any of the power weapons such as the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, sword or grav hammer will guarantee a win. Also the reason why many people bought Xbox 360s. Definitley not the best FPS or game ever.

OMG. Sergeant Johnson got killed by a flying lightbulb. So much hype for halo 3 when its such a sucky game.

49. (Halo 3) (26↑, 58↓)
The third clone of the Halo trilogy. Pretty much the same as the first two but a new weapon or two and a couple dozen new maps. The only reason why someone would buy this is because they are drawn into the ads that say how it's going to be the greatest game ever and any other game is shit compared to it.

Person 1:"Dude i'm gonna go buy Halo 3 when it comes out wanna come watch me buy it?" Person 2:"You already own Halo 1 and Halo 2 why not just glue them together and put them in your Xbox 360?" Person 1:"Because those two are shit compared to Halo 3. Did you know Halo 3 has one new weapon and thirty-six hundred new maps." Person 1:"Get the Hell outta my site I never wanna see you again you fucking retard."

Author: Golden Bullet http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2761581
50. (Halo 3) (41↑, 76↓)
A game that all blind [xbot]s will buy and praise no matter how bad (or good) it actually is

Halo 3 could end up being a 2 hour video of Master Chief jacking off and [xbot]s will STILL proclaim it to be the greatest game of all

Author: Bushwhip(but call me Swip) http://halo-3.urbanup.com/2643706
51. (halo 3) (46↑, 83↓)
1)One of the worst most overhyped games in history. Halo was good, halo 2 was alright, halo 3 took it too far. People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3. 2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers. 3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.

Kid 1: OMFG DUDE U GOT HALO 3? Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL Kid 3: Hey everyone. Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3? Kid 3: Nope, why? Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8 Kid 3: ....bye then?

52. (Halo 3) (71↑, 112↓)
The most Uber game in all of gaming History. This game defines "video games". Take it from a Halo 3 player =) .

Guy: Hey dude\! Halo 3 came out 2 days ago... i still don't have it. Me: I got it 20 minutes after it came out... I'm so ashamed of myself. Then again, the line was out the door and about 3 miles down the road. And I got the legendary edition Helmet\! Guy: YOU'RE A FUCKING BRAT. Me: So? =) Atleast I have Halo 3 *Guy rapidly turns emo over the next 2 days"

53. (halo 3) (18↑, 66↓)
halo 3 suck gears of war is much better

(gaykid) im gona buy halo 3 it the best game out (coolkid) ur such a gay kid halo 3 is so boring (gaykid)yes but im gay i wank over halo 3 (coolkid)fuck u im going out to pre order gears of war 2

54. (halo 3) (33↑, 84↓)
An okay game that people are freaking out over but it looks like a PS2 game

Man 1: Halo 3 is the shit\! Man 2: It is not, I wouldn't pay for that game\!

55. (Halo 3) (78↑, 179↓)
Halo 3 is the worlds most disappointing game ever. It is also extremely overrated and got everyone hyped up for a huge disappointment, also just used the game to receive loads of money for trailers etc. It is just either a fancy patch for Halo 2 or Halo 2.5 All of the multiplayer maps are all of the originals from Halo 2 but changed slightly and given a different name. Example: Last Resort = Zanzibar but without the glitches and slightly changed, Valhalla = Coagulation but slightly different, etc... Multiplayer is boring and repetitive with millions of fanboys and 10 american kids swearing at each other all the time. Also full of nooby weapons including: Rocket Launcher, Spartan Laser, Energy Sword, double wield shotgun's etc etc. Nice one Bungie, 3 years for a waste of time of noobyness and boring repetitive play. Campaign is probably the highlight of the game, but is also ruined due to shortness, (you guessed it\!) more repetitive gameplay. I could literally run through the first two levels without equipment or jumping. The plot is also not very good. It may as well be called Halo Online and not include a campaign because they just try and get that out of the way so that everyone can go online. Legendary difficulty is really easy, the AI are meant to work as a team and I completely forgot all about it before being reminded just now on Wikipedia because I saw no signs of it. Graphics are practically the same as Halo 2 as well and there not that good any way in comparison to better graphics in games such as BioShock, Gears Of War, The Darkness, Call of Duty 4 and many others.

Halo fanboy: Halo 3 is amazing\! Any other gamer: Oh right, explain the campaign to me, I don't fully understand it. Halo fanboy: There was a campaign?\!? I was too busy being a n00b online with all the n00by weapons and making fun of people online because I think I'm hard because they can't see me or reach me and making fun of games that are better than this one I didn't realise.

56. (halo 3) (51↑, 298↓)
gay ass mshoft game that everyone is shittin' their pants for but it aint comin.

DUDE DUDE CANT YOU WAIT FOR HALO 3\!?\!?\!?\!?\!1211111111

57. (Halo 3) (132↑, 507↓)
Something I hope will not come. Halo was great, Halo 2 sucked. You shoot somone in the back of the head and they dont notice you for 5 seconds with a fully auto gun (no exaguration) and nothing happens. Then he finally notices, turns around and kills you in 2 seconds with a sword.

Halo 3 should not happen

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